Is worldwide peace and harmony just a crazy dream? Like the one I had last night where monkeys stole my pyjamas? It all just seems a bit full on at the moment, what, with all the wars and famine and stuff. Does getting really worried about the world help? Maybe I should just ignore it all and leave it up to that chick from Tomb Raider to sort out? Yeah, that sounds better! Who wants to see my collection of interesting forks!

"His words swirl around him like snowflakes in a blizzard" - The Age