Hoist the mainsail! Walk the plank! Eat the lime!
With one hand on his book of comedy and the other chopped off and replaced with a hook, Professor Andrew shows that when it comes to pirates, you know nothing! The truth is funnier than fiction.

The award winning, world conquering show returns to the Melbourne fringe for two nights only!


Now with 20% extra "ARRR!"


"a perfectly realised comic masterpiece: intelligent, funny and fast paced."
-Chortle (UK)

"...simply magnificent…delightful and a show that should not be missed. "
-dB Magazine