Born in the North East of England, Justine lived with her mother, obsessive compulsive, anti-semitic step father, sister Toni & Biggles the cat.

Tired of living a post industrial nightmare, Justine left Sunderland and lurched into a frenzied life of travelling and fruit picking in Europe.

Ditching her alcoholic boyfriend she came to the land down under.

Now after twenty years in each hemisphere, Justine invites you to the 20/20 summit we had to have.

(Warning some material may offend my family)