She knows all she is the Canteen Lady, Mrs Brown, of the Baulkmaugh Blow Flies Footy Club. She grew up with the club it’s her life the thing that keeps her going. But her desire for the club to remain as it is has always been comes at a price she is continually covering up the underage drinking, homosexuality in the club rooms, gang rapes, teenage pregnancy, cheating partners and an almost bankrupt club. But when a revolt rises up within the netballers Mrs Brown struggles for control of her beloved club.

A cheeky insight into Aussie country culture and footy counter culture.

This show is for anyone who has ever belonged to a country Australian footy club or known someone who has or anyone who simply enjoys a piss take.